There’s a book sitting in front of you.
In it contains all the bad things people have said about you behind your back, would you open it?
Hell fucking yeah
Read it so you can find out what people really have to say about you and how you can change your character to be a better person.
read it so you know what order to murder people in
And what to use against them at their funerals…
KNOCK ONCE FOR THE FATHER
TWICE FOR THE SON
THREE TIMES FOR THE HOLY GHOST
And four times if ur dying right now.